Wake Up.
Get Roasted.
WakeSlap wakes you up with chaotic AI voices that roast, drill, and gaslight you out of bed. Funny. Personal. Slightly unhinged. Free.
How It Works
Set Your Alarm
Pick a time. Pick a mode. That's literally it. No tutorials. No setup wizard. No onboarding survey.
WakeSlap Goes Rogue
At alarm time, an AI voice wakes you with something new every single morning. Personalised. Escalating. Relentless.
Wake Up. Share the Chaos.
You laugh. You post it. Your followers demand it. Then you actually get out of bed.
Four Alarm Personalities.
All Unhinged.
Every mode hits different. Pick one. Or shuffle them. Your call.
Dramatic Ex Mode
Gets personal. Knows nothing. Says everything.
"You set this alarm yesterday and hit snooze 4 times. Today's the day you finally disappoint yourself faster."
Savage Aura Mode
Full military energy. No mercy. No excuses.
"WAKE UP SOLDIER! YOU HAVE 3 MINUTES TO LEAVE YOUR BED OR I'M TELLING YOUR MOTHER!"
Delulu Bestie Mode
Your worst ex. But funnier. And louder.
"Good morning babe. I saw you liked her post at 2am. While you were 'sleeping'. We need to talk."
Final Boss Mode 💀
Manifesting you out of bed since 6am.
"Today is literally YOUR day. The universe aligned this alarm specifically for you. You are literally that girl."
What You Actually
Wake Up To.
Clean. Dark. Chaotic where it counts.
Pick your mode. Set the time. Done.
All your alarms, modes & settings in one place.
Four personalities. All unhinged.
No Boring Alarms.
Ever.
Different Every Morning
No two wake-ups sound the same. The AI improvises new lines every time so you can't get immune to it.
Snooze = Escalation
Hit snooze once and it gets louder. Twice and it gets personal. Third time? We're not responsible for what happens.
Built to Go Viral
Every wake-up is a clip. Share it directly to TikTok, Reels, or Shorts with one tap.
30-Second Setup
Download. Open. Set alarm. Pick mode. Done. No account needed. No email. No birthday.
Creator-Ready. Influencer-Friendly.
WakeSlap is built for the TikTok-native generation. Every alarm is a potential clip. Every morning is content. Share directly to your platform of choice with one tap, and watch your followers beg for more.
FAQ
Stop Sleeping
Through Your Life.
Free on iOS. Android waitlist below. Get it before your friends do and absolutely roast them about it.
Download on the App Store — It's FreeNo spam. We promise. Probably.
People Are Not Okay.
They Love It.
“WakeSlap roast mode woke me up saying "it's the third snooze. We're not surprised." And honestly? Fair.”
“Drill mode screamed at me in military voice and I had my shoes on by 6:09. No alarm has ever done that.”
“I did a week with Delulu mode. I am now a morning person. This app broke and fixed me simultaneously.”